read my joke!! [spoiler]If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man 　　 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing 　 If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding 　 If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing 　 If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy 　 If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you aren't, she thinks you do not love her 　 If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 　 If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 　 If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" 　 If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage 　 If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring 　 If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk[/spoiler]