Although this was an email, I did not forward it..... 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All retards, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're a retard . 5. You soon will forward this to another retard. 6. There's still a smile on your face. I apologize bout this But im a retard and needed the company Also, Life Lessons: Never let a bald man borrow your comb. Never spray water on a hornet's nest. Never play strip poker in a nursing home.