wen i was a kid..sometyms wen i get lazy brushing my teeth b4 going 2 slip
my auntie says to me that
[b]i shud brush my teeth b4 going 2 slip or else a cockroach will go insyd my mouth whyl sleeping..[/b]
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[i]another one...[/i]
sometyms wen my grandma lectures me...
[b]she tells me not to lie or else deathgod..[i]"kamatayan"[/i]..or the devil will visit me nd cut my tongue..[/b]
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