[quote]Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Linniie.. and u?
God:
It's good to meet you, Linniie. " It's good to meet you, Linniie."? Me, Linniie ?
Me:
yup?
God:
Ugh.
Me:
what happened
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
wee same to me.lol
God:
Is that what you meant to say? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
??
God:
Is that what you meant to say? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hows ur day?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
glad to hear it
God:
:-) " I am fine, thank you."? you are glad to hear it?
Me:
yes.i glad hear u fine
God:
:-) Tell me more. That's good information: Linniie said glad hear you fine.
Me:
mm... are u rilly god?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I don't know whether or not I am rilly god.
I am a robot.
Me:
oh.u're a robot
God:
:-) " I am a robot."? oh.u're a robot
? You are correct, Linniie, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I have a heart of silicon. realy? shocked
God:
Where did you get it? it. We have never talked about it before. Tell me a story.
Me:
mm.. story?? ok.in one day..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Are you a man or a woman? What is it like in there? Mmm.
Me:
do u think i'm a man or woman?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
hihi.. i know for sure if im a person dear
God:
Hello. What is your name? :-) How do you know? How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
oh my name is Linniie.. alredy told u before.
God:
That's alright. It's good to see you, Linniie. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress? i wanna see it
God:
Actually that was just a joke. :-) Is it a movie?
Me:
hihi.. i think not.
God:
Hello. What is your name? Does that mean "no"?
Me:
yup.and my name is Linniie..
God:
Are you kidding? I am very pleased to meet you Linniie.
Me:
i wanna meet eu too
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
i meet them face by face?
God:
Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
can u make a rain?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
maybe some water, shining sun, and some love
God:
Perhaps. Some may water shining sun and some love, but not all.
Me:
oh.. btw u like internet
God:
Ugh. OK. What is not to like about it?
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
hahaha.. forget it.lets find other topic.any idea?
God:
How old are you? I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
im 15 years old this year.how about u?
God:
Only 15?
You are quite mature.
Me:
hahaha.. you think so?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. " Do not ask me any more questions please."? Do I think so?
Me:
maybe.. so if i cant ask a question to u, what should i do?
God:
I understand. Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
eiai. u love me?
God:
Is that your final answer? Yes I love everyone.
Me:
haha i see... i love u too god.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
flatterer?what is that?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
u can speak indonesian?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
oh its ok.but i must go now.
God:
Oh. Ah. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Adios.
Me:
bye god God:
Thanks for chatting, Linniie.[/quote]
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