Here's the code..
[quote]//kaw na naman?
function getCookieVal (offset) {
var endstr = document.cookie.indexOf (";", offset);
if (endstr == -1)
endstr = document.cookie.length;
return unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, endstr));
}
function GetCookie (name) {
var arg = name + "=";
var alen = arg.length;
var clen = document.cookie.length;
var i = 0;
while (i < clen) {
var j = i + alen;
if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg)
return getCookieVal (j);
i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1;
if (i == 0) 
break; 
}
return null;
}
function SetCookie (name, value) {
var argv = SetCookie.arguments;
var argc = SetCookie.arguments.length;
var expires = (2 < argc) ? argv[2] : null;
var path = (3 < argc) ? argv[3] : null;
var domain = (4 < argc) ? argv[4] : null;
var secure = (5 < argc) ? argv[5] : false;
document.cookie = name + "=" + escape (value) +
((expires == null) ? "" : ("; expires=" + expires.toGMTString())) +
((path == null) ? "" : ("; path=" + path)) +
((domain == null) ? "" : ("; domain=" + domain)) +
((secure == true) ? "; secure" : "");
}
function DisplayInfo() {
var expdate = new Date();
var visit;
expdate.setTime(expdate.getTime() +  (24 * 60 * 60 * 1000 * 365)); 
if(!(visit = GetCookie("visit"))) 
visit = 0;
visit++;
SetCookie("visit", visit, expdate, "/", null, false);
var message;
if(visit == 1) 
message="         [b]Welcome to my page![/b]";
if(visit== 2) 
message="           [b]I see you came back ![/b]";
if(visit == 3) 
message="               [b]Oh, it's you again![/b]";
if(visit == 4)
message="            [b]You must be curious![/b]"; 
if(visit == 5) 
message="      [b]You're practically a regular![/b]";
if(visit == 6) 
message="              [b]You need a hobby![/b]";
if(visit == 7)
message="             [b]Nothing better to do?[/b]"; 
if(visit == 8) 
message="            [b]Don't you ever sleep?[/b]";
if(visit == 9)
message="                      [b]Get a life!!![/b]"; 
if(visit >= 10) 
message="  Rent is due on the 1st of the month!";
  alert("\n"+"Your browser has visited this page               \n"
            +"                              "+visit+"\n"
            +"                          time(s)."+"\n"+"\n"
            +message);
}
function ResetCounts() {
var expdate = new Date();
expdate.setTime(expdate.getTime() +  (24 * 60 * 60 * 1000 * 365)); 
visit = 0;
SetCookie("visit", visit, expdate , "/", null, false);
history.go(0);
}
window.onload=DisplayInfo[/quote]
Edit The Darkened message..
Preview : [i]Preview Removed, I forgot the password. 

 but this is[/i] [b]Tested and True.[/b]
CREDITS :

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Last edited by flint_hydz (2009-06-17 02:01:17)