Hello mga bisdak! agi agi mode...
pero mag bilin lang ko ug ig8

Pasi-aw ni super artmaloi
4 job applicants were asked...
[b]INTERVIEWER:[/b] "What is the fastest thing in the world?"
[b]GERMAN says:[/b] "Thought"
[b]AMERICAN says:[/b] "A blink of the eye"
[b]RUSSIAN says:[/b] "Light switch"
[b]JUAN the PINOY says:[/b] "Diarrhea"
[b]INTERVIEWER:[/b] " Why diarrhea?"
[b]JUAN:[/b] Lit mi eksplen... Dis murning, I hab istumak ek, irun to di tuylet
but bipur i kud tenk, blenk, or eben swets on di layt, dir was igit
en my pants olride.. Su past! Beri past!!