Well yeah.. Haha... Have you seen photos of ugly mermaids in teh net?

Ahaha.... They are all [b]FAKE[/b]

Anyways... First of all!
[u][b]What is a Feejee Mermaid?[/b][/u]
[img]http://www.craphound.com/images/cabanamermaid.jpg[/img]
Okay... Unliek beautiful mermaids liek those in teh folklore ([img]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/105.gif[/img]), feejee mermaids are far from that. [img]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/109.gif[/img]
[b]Feejee[/b] or [b]Fiji[/b] ([i]fuji? haha jowk[/i]) Mermaids are appeared to be [b]DISGUSTING, UGLY, SCARY[/b] and whatsoever that is teh opposite of a beautiful mermaid [img]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/17.gif[/img]
Well yeah, their face is liek a human but it carries an [b]indescribable look of horror that terrified many an observer[/b]. [img]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/31.gif[/img]
Hehe... Anyway...In 1842 Moses Kimball, owner of the Boston Museum, was contacted by an unknown Englishman

who had inherited an unusual item ([i]well haha, moar on a dead animal[/i]) from his father.
When Kimball saw the specimen he bought it for a very small sum... haha....([i]i think he's poor.naah just kid.[/i])
He then contacted his good friend P. T. Barnum. [img]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif[/img]
Then uncle Barnum named that fugly dead creature "[b]Feejee Mermaid[/b]"

Wek... haha... [b]FINALLY! Teh mermaid itself was fake[/b] [img]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/40.gif[/img]
[b]Haha yes![/b] Even Barnum knew that it was fake -..-*.
Naturalist even assured it is quite fake [img]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/43.gif[/img]
Wak. I, myself, believed in this hoax before but hehe.... I'm relieved to know that it is not true [img]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/18.gif[/img] Haha...
[u]Anyways.... This is another pic of a feejee mermaid..[/u]
[spoiler][img]http://xenobia.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/mermaid2.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
Wek. Don't be scared. This is not true

[img]http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif[/img]