Why are girls better than boys? Here are just a few things to show you the answer:
[spoiler]We got off the Titanic first.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
We're allowed to be angry with men when they leave the toilet
seat up. They however, have no comeback when we leave it down.
Some how we just know about horoscopes.[/spoiler]

I just thought those were interesting facts/answers.