1st of all,feel free mods to close this thread if u think na spammy toh.. un lang.. Nywayz,bago ko simulan eh gusto ko muna share toh.. [i][b]Isang experience ko..akalain bang npansin pa yun ni mama..tae!barado ako dun ah..tsk![/b][/i] [spoiler]AKO: kainis expired na ako! MAMA: Mabubulok kna ba? AKO: ung load ko,d ako..amfness! MAMA: sabi mo [b]expired[/b] kna? AKO: toinkz!(biglang tawa!)hohoho!xD[/spoiler] D nyo ba napapansin na minsan sa sobrang excited natin or sobrang inis or sobrang lungkot or whatsoever unexplainable emotion eh may mga nasasabi na tayong mga salita na medyo palyado?? tulad na lang ng mga ganto.... [spoiler][quote][b] 1. I would like to thank God,my mother,my father,but most of all my parents. [color=red][i](naman dba?!kinakabahan ung nagbibigay ng speech!)[/i][/color] 2. My answers have been PRAYERED! [color=red][i](Ayan!halatang sobrang thankful xa!)[/i][/color] 3. "You,you and you!The both of you three!Come here!" [color=red][i](D xa kalmado,ayan ang nangyari!hmm, you X 3 = 3..hehehe! )[/i][/color] 4. "Birds of the same feather are the same bird." or "Birds on the same feather fly together." [color=red][i](malamang alamang!)[/i][/color] 5. How have you been up to? [color=red][i](ano un?nkabaliktad?)[/i][/color] 6. "As if your somebody!" [color=red][i](Sadyang expression na nya un sa "kala mo kung cno ka" with matching wrong spelling sa "your" na dapat "you're")[/i][/color] 7. "Can you repeat it again for the second time once more?" [color=red][i](ano daw?!nkakalito dba?kya sa mga sasali ng beauty pageant,pag d narinig ang question ng judge at gustong ipa ulit,mag ingat sa sasabihin..)[/i][/color] 8. Your barking at the wrong dog! [color=red][i](eh anong aso ba?!d kya tao gusto nyang sabihan??hehehe!bad cheetah!)[/i][/color] 9. That's what im talking about it! [color=red][i](Uu na nga eh..sabi ko na nga..para wag kna lang magalit,un na lang un)[/i][/color] 10. Wherever you go,there you are. [color=red][i](Ingat!bka maligaw ka!tama ba un?gulo nya dba?!hehehe!trying hard gayahin si David ng David Salon..hohoho!xD)[/i][/color] 11. Arrange yourselves by height alphabetically! All of you! Form a straight circle! [color=red][i](Sobrang badtrip ung teacher kaya ayan,napagtripan ang ang mga pobreng bata!Nkatira pa yan ng kape na walang asukal!)[/i][/color] Isang conversation.. Guy 1: Aren't you writing a story now? Guy 2: I'm writing two. One is called 'Music dot com', it's a musical about the internet. The other is called 'The life and times of Socrates', it's a musical about the life and times of Socrates. Guy 1: I can't wait for the one about old Meatloaf songs. [color=red](Erghh!mga nka shabu ata sila!)[/color] [/b][/quote] [/spoiler] [b]ADDED EVER!yebah![/b] [spoiler][quote]1.) "For my EN11 students: remember to always English correctly!" [b]` Magandang halimbawa ng isang english teacher![/b] 3.) "I'm only human nature." [b]` yah!sya ay isang human nga lang..born to commit mistakes..hoho!xD[/b] 4.) "First and for all. " [b]` wla na daw last..puro 1st na lang..[/b] 5.) "For all intense and purposes I find your argument mute and academic. Therefore, I adjourn this meeting as anulled and void." [b]` may kasalan atang naganap??hehehe![/b] 6.) "Keep that bear in mind." [b]` anong bear ba?white or black bear?[/b] 7.) "When it rains, it's four." [b]` oh!so when it's sunny it's [i]hat[/i]?lolz![/b] 8.) "Lets give them a big hand of applause!" [b]` teka!pa resize muna namin kamay namin..[/b] 9.)"hello? for a while...please hang yourself...My boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?" [b]` bka puti na uwak d pa xa dumadating..hehehe![/b] 10.) "So...what's a beautiful girl like you?" [b]` sabing d xa gurl,kulit pa rin!�[/b] 11.) "Eat your hat out!" [b]` ayan!para na syang boiling water sa galit!xD pati sumbrero na walang kalaban laban,kailangan ng kainin..[/b] 12.) "And where do you think you are off to running to?" [b]` anu daw?sa tingin ko sa may damuhan..[/b] 13.) "Hi I'm Bhoy. what's yours?" [b]` shortcut mode..parang txt!hehehe[/b] 14.) "Well well well, look do we have here." [b]` eh anu nga ba meron?[/b] 15.) "Dont just do something! stand there!" [b]` confused na din xa sa takot..hehehe![/b] 16.) "Forget it about it! What are friends are for?" [b]` yah,kc you said so na lang..[/b] 17.) "The more the manyer." [b]` tae!kala ko man year..hohoho!xD[/b] 18.) "The sweeter, the [b]biiter[/b]." [b]` ayan!sweeter na,may bitter pa..hehehe![/b][/quote] [/spoiler] So,na experience mo na ba ung mga ganyan?? Ung ikaw ang cnabihan o ikaw ung nagsabi?? kaya minsan ingat sa mga cnasabi..bka maya pinagtatawanan ka na sa mga cnasabi mo..hehehe!

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