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ang sakit ng tonsils ko. eto ba ang tinatawag na tonsillitis? ang sakit.

hoy che, para may magawa ka sa buhay mo letche ka. hahaha mag-basa ka, The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs SOMERSET PA (AP) — A. Wolf [short for Alexander T. Wolf] took the stand today in his own defense. This shocked and stunned the media who predicted that he would not testify in the brutal double murder trial. A. Wolf is accused of killing (and eating) The First Little Pig, and The Second Little Pig. This criminal trial is expected to be followed by a civil trial to be brought by the surviving Third Little Pig. The case has been characterized as a media circus. His testimony is transcribed below: “Everybody knows the story of the Three Little Pigs. Or at least they think they do. But I’ll let you in on a little secret. Nobody knows the real story, because nobody has ever heard my side of the story. I’m Alexander T. Wolf. You can call me Al. I don’t know how this whole Big Bad Wolf thing got started, but it’s all wrong. Maybe it’s because of our diet. Hey, it’s not my fault wolves eat cute little animals like bunnies and sheep and pigs. That’s just the way we are. If cheeseburgers were cute, folks would probably think you were Big and Bad too. But like I was saying, the whole big bad wolf thing is all wrong. The real story is about a sneeze and a cup of sugar. THIS IS THE REAL STORY. Way back in Once Upon a Time time, I was making a birthday cake for my dear old granny. I had a terrible sneezing cold. I ran out of sugar. So I walked down the street to ask my neighbor for a cup of sugar. Now this neighbor was a pig. And he wasn’t too bright either. He had built his whole house out of straw. Can you believe it? I mean who in his right mind would build a house of straw? So of course the minute I knocked on the door, it fell right in. I didn’t want to just walk into someone else’s house. So I called, “Little Pig, Little Pig, are you in?” No answer. I was just about to go home without the cup of sugar for my dear old granny’s birthday cake. That’s when my nose started to itch. I felt a sneeze coming on. Well I huffed. And I snuffed. And I sneezed a great sneeze. And you know what? The whole darn straw house fell down. And right in the middle of the pile of straw was the First Little Pig - dead as a doornail. He had been home the whole time. It seemed like a shame to leave a perfectly good ham dinner lying there in the straw. So I ate it up. Think of it as a cheeseburger just lying there. I was feeling a little better. But I still didn’t have my cup of sugar . So I went to the next neighbor’s house. This neighbor was the First Little Pig’s brother. He was a little smarter, but not much. He has built his house of sticks. I rang the bell on the stick house. Nobody answered. I called, “Mr. Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in?” He yelled back.”Go away wolf. You can’t come in. I’m shaving the hairs on my shinny chin chin.” I had just grabbed the doorknob when I felt another sneeze coming on. I huffed. And I snuffed. And I tried to cover my mouth, but I sneezed a great sneeze. And you are not going to believe this, but the guy’s house fell down just like his brother’s. When the dust cleared, there was the Second Little Pig - dead as a doornail. Wolf’s honor. Now you know food will spoil if you just leave it out in the open. So I did the only thing there was to do. I had dinner again. Think of it as a second helping. I was getting awfully full. But my cold was feeling a little better. And I still didn’t have that cup of sugarr for my dear old granny’s birthday cake. So I went to the next house. This guy was the First and Second Little Pig’s brother. He must have been the brains of the family. He had built his house of bricks. I knocked on the brick house. No answer. I called, “Mr Pig, Mr. Pig, are you in?” And do you know what that rude little porker answered? “Get out of here, Wolf. Don’t bother me again.” 
Talk about impolite! He probably had a whole sackful of sugar. And he wouldn’t give me even one little cup for my dear sweet old granny’s birthday cake. What a pig! I was just about to go home and maybe make a nice birthday card instead of a cake, when I felt my cold coming on. I huffed And I snuffed. And I sneezed once again. Then the Third Little Pig yelled, ” And your old granny can sit on a pin!” Now I’m usually a pretty calm fellow. But when somebody talks about my granny like that, I go a Little crazy. When the cops drove up, of course I was trying to break down this Pig’s door. And the whole time I was huffing and puffing and sneezing and making a real scene. The rest as they say is history. The news reporters found out about the two pigs I had for dinner. They figured a sick guy going to borrow a cup of sugar didn’t sound very exciting. So they jazzed up the story with all of that “Huff and puff and blow your house down” And they made me the Big Bad Wolf. That’s it. The real story. I was framed. “ [hr] wala lang, natawa lang ako. ganun pala real story nun. haha

haha. ang saya noh? mga bobong baboy lang pala yun, di talaga ako maka-recover, kawawa naman yung wolf. hahaha

matulog nako, antok na talga ako. <: good night everyone. at friends na kami ni Kim Yasay. haha Eto kasi, nag-message ako sa kanya. [quote]I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ANNOYING AND STUPID FREAK THAT I WILL STOP MY SENSIBLE SIGNATURE RANTS TO YOU BECAUSE I AM SO FED UP WITH YOUR TRYING HARD SIGNATURE RANTS TO ME. HAHAHA. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I AM SO HAPPY HATING YOU. I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT THEFTALK FORUM SITE WAS INTENDED TO DO FORUM POSTINGS AND VIEWING NOT SPAMMING. THAT'S THE ROOT OF EVERYTHING ANNOYING FREAK, YOU DO SPAMMING AND SPAMMING AND ENDLESS SPAMMING. AND ITS NOT COOL. I THINK I AM MATURE ENOUGH THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PETTY FIGHTS WITH ANNOYING AND STUPID KID LIKE YOU. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF I DON'T KNOW WHY. I THINK YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH SO I BETTER GO TAGALOG. ANG TANGA MO KAYA. HAHA. STARTING TOMORROW, SUNDAY, I WILL BE AT PEACE AND WAG KA NA MAG-REACT SA SIGNATURES MO. MARAMI NA KASING NAGSASABI SAKEN NA TIGILAN KO NA KASI NAGMUMUKHA KANG TANGA SA MGA TRYING HARD PATIRA MO. AT BAKA SABIHIN MO MASAMA AKO, PERO TOTOO MASAMA AKO SA MGA GAYA MO NA PURO SPAMMING LANG ANG GINAGAWA. K? Ayun, di na ako galit sayo. Hahaha. Baka di natin alam next week, makipag-kaibigan nako sayo. Di natin alam. haha. take care ka ha? at reminder lang yun. Learn how to forum properly, di yung parang tanga ka magpost NAGMAMAHAL, UBEN <:[/quote] tapos ang reply nya, [quote]Okay thanks sa message mo kahit na-offend ako mejo Ako ang may mali ee , ba't pumatol pa ako sa nakakatanda sa akin alam ko masama , pero ganito lang talaga ako sabihin mo na lahat sken XD I NEED TO MOVE ON NA. Again sorry x( na offend lang ako sa sig mo spammer talaga ako since 2007 wahaaa. cge po ~ - TC.[/quote] natatawa ako, gusto nya mag-move on so dinibdid nya pala talga? at inamin nyang spammer sya? di ko lang matanggap ang ikli ng sagot nya, nagexpect ako na mumurahin nya ako. hahaha oh well, sa susunod di na ako mageexpect. hahaha wala lang, share [hr] matutulog na talga ako, ang sakit na ng tonsils ko. pinapatay ako ng bwisit na tonsillitis na to

pareho pala tau uben. tonsilitis. D:

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