try this one! it funny ( for me ) hope you like this one! MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN: Jan-i beat up Feb-i kicked Mar- i raped Apr-i kissed May-i slept with Jun-i killed Jul-i pretended to be Aug-i lied to Sep-i bitch slapped Oct-i had sex with Nov-i confessed my love to Dec-i was raped by DATE YOU WERE BORN ON: 1- a tree 2-my science teacher 3-my cousin 4-the bagala 5-the police 6-a gay 7- my Bro 8-my maid 9-a girl i know 10-a cat 11-my enemy 12-the cleaner 13-the principal 14-my best friend 15-my crush 16-a guy on the net 17-my sch principle 18-my uncle 19-a lesbian 20-a homo 21-a policeman 22-spon gebob 23-my best friend's bf/gf 24-a frog 25-my girlfriend 26-a gangster 27-paris hilton 28-his ass 29- a donkey 30-An Emo 31-myself FAVOURITE COLOUR: red- Because we both were HOT! orange-because i was bored! yellow-because i intend to! green-Because we love each other! blue-because i was insane! purple-because i was high! pink-because it felt good! black-because i'd do anything! this is my saying [b]i killed a frog because i was insane[/b]