try this one! it funny ( for me )
hope you like this one!
MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN:
Jan-i beat up
Feb-i kicked
Mar- i raped
Apr-i kissed
May-i slept with
Jun-i killed
Jul-i pretended to be
Aug-i lied to
Sep-i bitch slapped
Oct-i had sex with
Nov-i confessed my love to
Dec-i was raped by
DATE YOU WERE BORN ON:
1- a tree
2-my science teacher
3-my cousin
4-the bagala
5-the police
6-a gay
7- my Bro
8-my maid
9-a girl i know
10-a cat
11-my enemy
12-the cleaner
13-the principal
14-my best friend
15-my crush
16-a guy on the net
17-my sch principle
18-my uncle
19-a lesbian
20-a homo
21-a policeman
22-spon gebob
23-my best friend's bf/gf
24-a frog
25-my girlfriend
26-a gangster
27-paris hilton
28-his ass
29- a donkey
30-An Emo
31-myself
FAVOURITE COLOUR:
red- Because we both were HOT!
orange-because i was bored!
yellow-because i intend to!
green-Because we love each other!
blue-because i was insane!
purple-because i was high!
pink-because it felt good!
black-because i'd do anything!
this is my saying
[b]i killed a frog because i was insane[/b]