> >WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN > > > >HE: Can I buy you a drink? > >SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. > > > >HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. > >SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. > > > >HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? > >SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. > > > >HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? > >SHE: I must've been given your share. > > > >HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? > >SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. > > > >HE: Your face must turn a few heads. > >SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. > > [b]> >HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. > >SHE: Okay, get out.[/b] > > [b]> >HE: I think I could make you very happy. > >SHE: Why? Are you leaving?[/b] > > > >HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? > >SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. > > [b]> >HE: Can I have your name! ? > >SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?[/b] > > > >HE: Shall we go see a movie? > >SHE: I've already seen it. > > > >HE: Where have you been all my life? > >SHE: Hiding from you. > > > >HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? > >SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. > > > >HE: Is this seat empty? > >SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. > > > >HE: So, what do you do for a living? > >SHE: I'm a female impersonator. > > > >HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? > >SHE: Do not enter. > > > >HE: Your body is like a temple. > >SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. > > > >HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. > >SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. > > > >HE: Where have you been all my life? > >SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. > > Credits to "someone" from WITCH FORUM. (sorry, forgot your name)

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