"I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse" "You look like my next boyfriend" " Your mom goes to college " a boy has actually said this to ME : "you made me pop a big one"

line from Entourage show.....GTFO!

mine is.. (sorry tagalog..) *[i]"uy! talaga?"[/i] and I looked like this -to insult when someone is talking and i will interrupt *[i]"oo naman! as in!"[/i] -when someone says "really?" or "talaga?" *[i]"wag ka ngang epz..epz ka eh!"[/i] -when someone is trying to get my attention by doing silly things and it annoys me *[i]"ang epal mo! yan pa naman ang pinaka ayoko sa lahat eh! yung epalogs tsaka yung papanchin!"[/i] -when someone is trying to get my attention again. *[i]"nyaa~~"[/i] -when im dissapointed *[i]"ang corni mo!"[/i] -i usually said that often times..when someone cracks a joke..or when someone made me laugh w/ a joke *[i]"ang dami nyo namang chuva chuva eh!"[/i] -when im in a hurry and my friends is doing something *[i]"ano na naman?!!"[/i] (kunwari nanaiinis) -when someone calls me *[i]"ay? joke yun? tawa kame?"[/i] -when someone just say nonsense *[i]"uy! someone loves me! "[/i] -when i receive a text message *[i]"palakpakan!!" *applause*[/i] -we use it when someone is center of attraction or late or the lesson ended or something, we often say it many many times in different ways. *[i]"yuckers!!"[/i] -when something is disgusting *[i]"fagkalat muhh.."[/i] -when someone is teasing us *[i]"oo, oo mo."[/i] -when someone is asking a question and we're not interested to answer *[i]"yes, no, maybe, im not sure."[/i] -when someone asks a question and im not sure what to answer *[i]"ayoko na nga."[/i] -when I crack a joke and all of us laugh, or I use it in many ways. *[i]"ang likut mo!"[/i] -it actually means "kulit" I just reverse it. *[i]"uy! *insert name here* halah.. baket?"[/i] -when someone cries or suddenly cry. *[i]"ano raw?"[/i] or [i]"ano raw daw?"[/i] -when I don't understand someone *[i]"wwaaahhh.. nagpapaka-emo."[/i] or [i]"nagpapaka-emo."[/i] -when someone is alone is a corner or when someone is "tulala" (what's that in eng.?) *[i]"un lamang!"[/i] -when we got something we want or something else. *[i]"shockers!"[/i] or i often use [i]"stockings!"[/i] -when Im shocked. *[i]"dyusketch ka naman!"[/i] -it means "dyos ko" but i use a different way of saying it *[i]"linsayak na yan!"[/i] -i don't know what it means but i think its a bad word *[i]"bakit? kilala ba kita?"[/i] -when someone asks a favor *[i]"pil (feel) mo!"[/i] -when someone career something (as in feel na feel nya) or when someone praise him/herself. i have many quotations.. hard to list them all.. btw, i love this thread! so funny!

Last edited by Shin-hime03 (2008-09-17 09:23:21)

hmmh. . these are my latest quotes/punchlines. . ------------------------------ "baon! " > when someones " pahiya " or humiliated. ------------------------------------ " baho mo, maligo ka na. ( your stinky, better take a bath.) " > again, to humiliate. -------------------------------- " your such a loser"/" your such a beggar " > to humiliate, again and again. --------------------------------------- "nosebleed"/"epistaxis" > when i heard someone speaking in english. ------------------------------------------------------- "aning" > own meaning: crazy. ---------------------------------- more to come. .

hmpp,I always saying "[b]cipet[/b]". i dunno what is the meaning anyway

i usually used "Wuzhu!" hehehe.. it is the expression of prince mackaroo evrytime he argue or disagree.. but for me i used it just for my punchline.. wuzhu!

" If it is to be" "It is up to me" A smiling face always find a warm welcome..

[align=center]you talk it .. i live it .. your jealous? come on admit it .. [/align] [align=center][/align]

hmm..hirs mine! [b][i]"anu un, joke!"[/i][/b] -when somebody's crack a joke.. hirs another one.. [b][i]"corny!"[/i][/b] -if something's nonsense.. then.. [b][i]"tuwa kah na nun??"[/i][/b] -when someone laughed at something nonsense.. [b][i]"close tau??"[/i][/b] -when somebody's "nang-aasar" [b][i]"kainin moh!"[/i][/b] -nothing..i just really want to say this phrase..nyahaha [b][i]"wat-eber!"[/i][/b] -when i don't know what to do about something [b][i]"nice one!"[/i][/b] -when i did something great! [b][i]"gling noh!" "ang lakas mo ****!"[/i][/b] -whenever i saw somebody's doing great,.ahehe [b][i]"anep.."[/i][/b] -when something's weird happen [b][i]"hopia!"[/i][/b] -when i was shocked [b][i]"nyaa~"[/i][/b] -when i'm disappointed nyahaha.. dats ol!

Last edited by jerine08 (2008-10-02 08:28:07)

Mean Girls Finish First.