here's mine.,
[i]d mo ba alam?, ang balat laging kasama sa tinalupan., at ikaw ang basurahan.,[/i]
wahaha., its tagalog., so just bear with it., hehe lol
just kidding.,
this one made me laugh when i heard it:
birds with the same feather, make a good feather duster.,
wahahaha.,
i often say :
[i]ah, ganun. or ah ok., or just "ah"..[/i]
thats why some people say im boring hahahaha., but i only say that when im bored talking to that person., haha