Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.