[b]Punchlines in Tagalog: *Someone tells me something I didn't ask* "Ay talaga? Di ko tinanong eh." ("Oh really? I didn't really ask.") *Somebody tells me something weird* "Ganun...." ("I think it means "Really?...") (Prolonged pronunciation) Punchlines in English: *My cousin tells me something (Specifically my cousin)* "Blah, blah, blah. Nobody cares what you say." (Said really quickly) *Someone says something tragic* "How tragic..." or "How anti-social..." I say it in a sarcastic manner. *Someone says something weird or disturbing* "Da Hell?!" *Someone says something* "Oh really?!" (In a sarcastic manner)[/b]