ahahha...

alexis1825 invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? alexis1825.

alexis1825 never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.

alexis1825 make onions Cry.

alexis1825 has to register every part of her body as a separate lethal weapon. Her spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

alexis1825 can judge a book by its cover.

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in alexis1825's kindergarten class.

alexis1825 can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for alexis1825. After a workout, alexis1825 rubs her muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

alexis1825 can delete the Recycling Bin.

alexis1825 can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

alexis1825 doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

alexis1825 never has to wax her skis because they're always slick with blood.
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soo many..hehe