this is my facts: [b]When lordheinz does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down. [/b] [b]As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And lordheinz." [/b] [b]They once made a lordheinz toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.[/b] >>and many more...

ahaha nice facts LH and raph!!

LOL.. :As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And shiela." :For every person Mother Nature kills, shiela kills five. :The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep shiela out. It failed miserably. :shiela puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then she kills people. :In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a woman, and vanquish evil from the land. That woman is not shiela, because shiela killed that woman. :When shiela gives you the finger, she's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. :shiela invented the question mark. i never knew that my name is so deadly.. hahaha

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Christian →Giraffes were created when Christian uppercutted a horse. →When Christian talks, everybody listens. And dies. →Christian can kill two stones with one bird. →Christian is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. →The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Christian out. It failed miserably. →When Christian is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get above the horizon. →Christian does not sleep. He waits. →Love does not hurt. Christian does. →The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Christian needed a back scratcher. →When Christian goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. →There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Christian allows to live. →Christian will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. →Christian once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way. →For every person Mother Nature kills, Christian kills five. →Christian doesn't play god. Playing is for children. →There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Christian finds it delicious.

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sheryl's tears cure cancer. Too bad she has never cried. Ever. Guns don't kill people. sheryl kills People. hekhek sheryl doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like sheryl. But usually they grow up just to be killed by sheryl. ahaha When sheryl answers the phone, she just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that sheryl is on. The easiest way to determine sheryl's age is to cut her in half and count the rings. sheryl invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. wakaka and blah blah blah!!

wtf. tat was fun. here are my faves: - He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at [b]ice[/b] dies. hahahaha! laugh and die. fcking. - To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? [b]ice.[/b] yes, thank you. - When ice was a baby, she didn't suck her mother's breast. Her mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle. no wonder im alcoholic. - Superman owns a pair of ice pajamas. - i love this! i love superman!

about my name no one fools eden. eden keeps her ID on the bottom of her right foot. Nobody ever asks her for her ID. Once a cobra bit eden's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to eden and that you will be handicapped if you park there. wahahaha.... love it.. about my username [spoiler] Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered punkpwinzes" You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then punkpwinzes will find you and kill you. Some people say that punkpwinzes is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead On the SAT if you put punkpwinzes for every answer you will score over 8000 Some people like to eat frogs' legs. punkpwinzes likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a punkpwinzes fight. punkpwinzes built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to her door. punkpwinzes does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. punkpwinzes goes killing. punkpwinzes plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. Scotty in Star Trek often says �Ye cannae change the laws of physics.� This is untrue. punkpwinzes can change the laws of physics. With her fists. punkpwinzes can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds. When punkpwinzes does push-ups, she does not push herself up. She pushes the Earth down. punkpwinzes once had a heart attack; her heart lost. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to punkpwinzes because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of punkpwinzes' autobiography.[/spoiler]

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