about my name no one fools eden. eden keeps her ID on the bottom of her right foot. Nobody ever asks her for her ID. Once a cobra bit eden's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to eden and that you will be handicapped if you park there. wahahaha.... love it.. about my username [spoiler] Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered punkpwinzes" You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then punkpwinzes will find you and kill you. Some people say that punkpwinzes is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead On the SAT if you put punkpwinzes for every answer you will score over 8000 Some people like to eat frogs' legs. punkpwinzes likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a punkpwinzes fight. punkpwinzes built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to her door. punkpwinzes does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. punkpwinzes goes killing. punkpwinzes plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. Scotty in Star Trek often says �Ye cannae change the laws of physics.� This is untrue. punkpwinzes can change the laws of physics. With her fists. punkpwinzes can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds. When punkpwinzes does push-ups, she does not push herself up. She pushes the Earth down. punkpwinzes once had a heart attack; her heart lost. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to punkpwinzes because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of punkpwinzes' autobiography.[/spoiler]

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