here's mine.. [spoiler]*kathleen eats steak for every single meal. Most times she forgets to kill the cow. *If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear kathleen killing you. *Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except kathleen. *A man once taunted kathleen with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" kathleen proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move. *When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into kathleen. ^i think this is true:lol: *kathleen invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. *The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs kathleen. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. *There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and kathleen. *According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, kathleen created God by snapping her fingers. *We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad kathleen doesn't believe in magic. *Mr. T pities the fool. kathleen rips the fool's head off.[/spoiler] that' crazy.

Staring at me for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face. I can divide by zero I never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction The speed of light was instituted me didn't want get winded outrunning it. I hate to sweat. some of them are groose and I don't want to post..haha

lol.. heres mine [quote] 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for radin. After a workout, radin rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA. radin doesn�t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Only radin can prevent forest fires. radin just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure. radin keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID. They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. radin killed the cat. Every single one of them. He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at radin � dies. radin doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep radin out. It failed miserably. When radin breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.[/quote]

christie eats lightning and farts thunder. Most people fear the Reaper. christie considers him "a promising Rookie". christie grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage. christie sleeps with a night light. Not because christie is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of christie. christie does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. When christie talks, everybody listens. And dies. Divide christie by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is. christie once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of her "Filet of Child" sandwich. The easiest way to determine christie's age is to cut her in half and count the rings. christie is like a dog, not only because she can smell fear, but because she can piss on whatever she wants. hahahaha!!

This is muh result [b]zefa is the reason why Waldo is hiding. [/b] who's waldo actually? dun care [b]zefa keeps her ID on the bottom of her right foot. Nobody ever asks her for her ID. [/b] yeah! why they didn't ask muh ID? my foot's kinda smelly? [b]Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from zefa. Not to be outdone, zefa invented the car accident. [/b] okay. if u don't have those cars, then you will end up in hospital! [b]zefa can do a wheelie on a unicycle.[/b] holy cow! maybe i should join teh circus. [b]zefa likes her ice like she likes her skulls: crushed.[/b] i like muh ice, but pls REMOVE teh skulls. gross! shit [b]zefa was once charged with attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because zefa does not "attempt" murder.[/b] i did the murder without attempt anymoar.. [b]There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and zefa.[/b] hey hey! what teh world is this? yeah, zefa. is teh LOLing one [b]To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? zefa. [/b] why me? am i included in teh question? [b]When zefa does division, there are no remainders. [/b] did i eat `em all or whut? i didn''t. [b]In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then zefa turned that wine into beer. [/b] wah, i can't say anything bout this. i've no power 2 do that, actually. *serious* [b]In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. zefa is the stuntman for every character. [/b] therefore, i don't have any talent 2 be a stuntman. [b]zefa doesn`t wear a watch. She decides what time it is.[/b] cos i am the 'watch' [b]zefa does not play the lottery. It doesn't have [u]nearly enough balls[/u]. [/b] i even dunno how to play it! i broke teh balls into pieces? [b]There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and zefa. [/b] i am uber strong then. cos i'm as pretty as diamonds. [align=center][quote]and many moar.. when will it END?? i'm tired of typing.. there's lots of facts about me [Zefa]. [/quote] [/align]

Gerard was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost Gerard has two speeds: Walk and Kill. The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Gerard.

Here's mine: [spoiler]Only Nahz can prevent forest fires. Crop circles are Nahz's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Nahz a giant meteor. There is no such thing as global warming. Nahz was cold, so she turned the sun up. The only time Nahz was wrong was when she thought she had made a mistake. Nahz can hold her breathe for nine years. Nahz cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Nahz says. Nahz can judge a book by its cover. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Nahz hears it. Nahz can hear everything. Nahz can hear the shrieking terror in your soul. Nahz invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. Nahz can blow bubbles with beef jerky. If you spell Nahz in Scrabble, you win. Forever. He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Nahz � dies. There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Nahz. The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Nahz's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Nahz." Google won't search for Nahz because it knows you don't find Nahz, she finds you. When Nahz answers the phone, she just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life. Nahz was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when she managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. One time, Nahz accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio. Nahz doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you." Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Nahz. Nahz knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. When you say "no one's perfect", Nahz takes this as a personal insult. Nahz doesn't have a bank account. She just tells the bank how much she needs. There�s an order to the universe: space, time, Nahz.... Just kidding, Nahz is first. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Nahz turned that wine into beer. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Nahz. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. Q: How many Nahz's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Nahz prefers to kill in the dark. Police label anyone attacking Nahz as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. [i]and more...[/i][/spoiler] It's like I'm a mean girl here.

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^^ Kindly read the [url=http://theftalk.com/t38073-Funny-Facts-about-your-name..html]first post[/url] pls. @Topic: Refer to post #33.

check my name .. nadila and they said, "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures nadila allows to live." then .. "nadila sheds her skin twice a year." next .. "nadila doesn't see dead people. She makes people dead." and more.

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