here's mine.. [spoiler]*kathleen eats steak for every single meal. Most times she forgets to kill the cow. *If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear kathleen killing you. *Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except kathleen. *A man once taunted kathleen with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" kathleen proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move. *When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into kathleen. ^i think this is true:lol: *kathleen invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. *The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs kathleen. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. *There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and kathleen. *According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, kathleen created God by snapping her fingers. *We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad kathleen doesn't believe in magic. *Mr. T pities the fool. kathleen rips the fool's head off.[/spoiler] that' crazy.