[i]Jeduthun doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now." [/i] [b]kinda true...[/b] [i]Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is Jeduthun. [/i] [b]okay...[/b] [i]As an infant, Jeduthun's parents gave her a toy hammer. She gave the world Stonehenge. [/i] [b]Weird.[/b] [i]Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Jeduthun's PC will crash.[/i] [b]Really...random.[/b] [i]Jeduthun's dog is trained to pick up her own poop because Jeduthun will not take s**t from anyone. [/i] [b]I do [i]not[/i] have a dog.[/b] [i] When Jeduthun calls 1-900 numbers, she doesnt get charged. She holds up the phone and money falls out. [/i] [b]keep dreaming...[/b]