:arrow:Ninjas want to grow up to be just like uben XD. But usually they grow up just to be killed by uben XD. :arrow:The 11th commandment is �Thou shalt not piss off uben XD� This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish. A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. uben XD, 3. Cancer :exclaim:When uben XD plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. :idea:uben XD once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. :arrow:Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except uben XD. :kiss:Superman owns a pair of uben XD pajamas. :question:uben XD can delete the Recycling Bin. :arrow:Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "uben XD's basement". :question:uben XD does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. :arrow:The chief export of uben XD is Pain. :arrow:The saddest moment for children is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real, it's when they learns uben XD is. On his birthday, uben XD randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. 182,000 Americans die from uben XD-related accidents every year.