lol.. heres mine
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for radin. After a workout, radin rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

radin doesn�t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Only radin can prevent forest fires.

radin just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

radin keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. radin killed the cat. Every single one of them.

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at radin � dies.

radin doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep radin out. It failed miserably.

When radin breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.[/quote]