Here's mine: [spoiler]Only Nahz can prevent forest fires. Crop circles are Nahz's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Nahz a giant meteor. There is no such thing as global warming. Nahz was cold, so she turned the sun up. The only time Nahz was wrong was when she thought she had made a mistake. Nahz can hold her breathe for nine years. Nahz cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Nahz says. Nahz can judge a book by its cover. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Nahz hears it. Nahz can hear everything. Nahz can hear the shrieking terror in your soul. Nahz invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. Nahz can blow bubbles with beef jerky. If you spell Nahz in Scrabble, you win. Forever. He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Nahz � dies. There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Nahz. The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Nahz's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Nahz." Google won't search for Nahz because it knows you don't find Nahz, she finds you. When Nahz answers the phone, she just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life. Nahz was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when she managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. One time, Nahz accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio. Nahz doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you." Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Nahz. Nahz knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. When you say "no one's perfect", Nahz takes this as a personal insult. Nahz doesn't have a bank account. She just tells the bank how much she needs. There�s an order to the universe: space, time, Nahz.... Just kidding, Nahz is first. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Nahz turned that wine into beer. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Nahz. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. Q: How many Nahz's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Nahz prefers to kill in the dark. Police label anyone attacking Nahz as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. [i]and more...[/i][/spoiler] It's like I'm a mean girl here.

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