sheryl's tears cure cancer. Too bad she has never cried. Ever. Guns don't kill people. sheryl kills People. hekhek sheryl doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like sheryl. But usually they grow up just to be killed by sheryl. ahaha When sheryl answers the phone, she just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that sheryl is on. The easiest way to determine sheryl's age is to cut her in half and count the rings. sheryl invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. wakaka and blah blah blah!!