[b]whaaa!!!! dis is soooo funny!!!![/b][url=http://smileyjungle.com][img]http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/laughing9.gif[/img][/url]
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-rachel zyra brushes her teeth with barbed wire.
-rachel zyra got her drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-rachel zyra's sweat has burned holes in concrete.
-rachel zyra is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time she tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
-A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. rachel zyra, 3. Cancer [/b]
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