Christian →Giraffes were created when Christian uppercutted a horse. →When Christian talks, everybody listens. And dies. →Christian can kill two stones with one bird. →Christian is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. →The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Christian out. It failed miserably. →When Christian is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get above the horizon. →Christian does not sleep. He waits. →Love does not hurt. Christian does. →The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Christian needed a back scratcher. →When Christian goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. →There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Christian allows to live. →Christian will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. →Christian once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way. →For every person Mother Nature kills, Christian kills five. →Christian doesn't play god. Playing is for children. →There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Christian finds it delicious.