[quote]TEACHER: panget ng name mo, Conrado Domingo ! In short, CONDOM! PUPIL: ok lang po ma'am! Pero mas pangit sa husband ninyo. Supronio Potenciano ! In short, SUPOT! REPORTER: Tita Cory , kung bu
You are viewing a post by cla_15. View all 183 posts in [quote]TEACHER: panget ng name mo, Conrado Domingo ! In short, CONDOM! PUPIL: ok lang po ma'am! Pero mas pangit sa husband ninyo. Supronio Potenciano ! In short, SUPOT! REPORTER: Tita Cory , kung bu.
2008-10-03 10:01:18
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Re: [quote]TEACHER: panget ng name mo, Conrado Domingo ! In short, CONDOM! PUPIL: ok lang po ma'am! Pero mas pangit sa husband ninyo. Supronio Potenciano ! In short, SUPOT! REPORTER: Tita Cory , kung bu
[quote]Si Pedro ay nakapulot ng bote na may genie sa loob.
Genie: hoho! bibigyan kita ng 3 kahilingan.
Pedro: 1. gusto kong tumira sa malaking bahay.
2. Gusto kong puti ang complexion ko.
3. gusto ko lahat ng babaeng makakita sakin ay maghuhubad ng panty at papatong sakin.
BOOM!
NAGING [b]ARINOLA[/b] SI PEDRO![/quote]
[quote]One day a sadist, a masochist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile and a pyromaniac were talking in a psychiatric ward:
SADIST: im bored, why dont we torture a cat?
ZOOPHILE: yeah! we'll torture it and then f*** it
MURDERER: we'll torture it, f*** it and then kill it!
NECROPHILE: we'll torture it, f*** it and kill it and f*** it again!
PYROMANIAC: yeah then we'll burn the cat!!
Sudden silence...
then all asked the masochist: "why dont you say anything?"
MASOCHIST: meeoow![/quote]
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