here's mine [i]one is enough, two is too much, three is more than two.[/i] [i]creepy beyond weird[/i] -when someone says something disgusting or out of this world [i]paks![/i] -when i'm pissed off [i]ai malamang?[/i] -when someone is asking me something that is very obvious [i]who cares loser![/i] -when someone is butting in while i'm talking [i]loserness![/i] [i]get off me![/i] - when someone's too close to me and it irritates me [i]damn you![/i] - when i'm pissed off [i]rawr![/i] -my barkada's favorite expression [i]asa![/i] [i]wammy yoo![/i] i guess that's all i'll just add when i remember some of my punchlines