Re: [quote]TEACHER: panget ng name mo, Conrado Domingo ! In short, CONDOM!
PUPIL: ok lang po ma'am! Pero mas pangit sa husband ninyo. Supronio Potenciano ! In short, SUPOT!
REPORTER: Tita Cory , kung bu
PARROT!...
In a petshop...
Customer (talking to a parrot): "Hoy! can you speak ha? can you speak? BOBO!'....
Parrot: "Yes, I can! Ikaw? Can you fly, ha? Can you fly? GAGO!"
doc: iho, bakit mu naman sinapak yung lalaki kanina?
Boy: e doc, nakita niya na ninenerbyos ako sa resulta ng AIDS test! tapos sasabihin pa niya...
THINK POSITIVE pare