here's mine
[i]one is enough, two is too much, three is more than two.[/i]
[i]creepy beyond weird[/i] -when someone says something disgusting or out of this world
[i]paks![/i] -when i'm pissed off
[i]ai malamang?[/i] -when someone is asking me something that is very obvious
[i]who cares loser![/i] -when someone is butting in while i'm talking
[i]loserness![/i]
[i]get off me![/i] - when someone's too close to me and it irritates me
[i]damn you![/i] - when i'm pissed off
[i]rawr![/i] -my barkada's favorite expression
[i]asa![/i]
[i]wammy yoo![/i]
i guess that's all
i'll just add when i remember some of my punchlines