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[i]creepy beyond weird[/i] -when someone says something disgusting or out of this world
[i]paks![/i] -when i'm pissed off
[i]ai malamang?[/i] -when someone is asking me something that is very obvious
[i]who cares loser![/i] -when someone is butting in while i'm talking
[i]loserness![/i]
[i]get off me![/i] - when someone's too close to me and it irritates me
[i]damn you![/i] - when i'm pissed off
[i]rawr![/i] -my barkada's favorite expression
[i]asa![/i]
[i]wammy yoo![/i]
i guess that's all
i'll just add when i remember some of my punchlines
Masisisi mo ba ang pusong nagmamahal?? 
Masisisi mo ba ang pusong nagmamahal?? 
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funny!! 
mine is..
when you say something with vowels in the end we put it together.
[i]Example:[/i] you said "ano ba naman yan o!"
we'll or I'll reply: [i]"yano?!"[/i]
get it? just lyk that..
[i]"mun tanga!"[/i] - when someone is doing some thing. the actual word is "mukhang tanga" but we made a shortcut so it turns out to be that.
[i]"magtigil ka"[/i] or [i]"tumigil ka!"[/i] - when someone's annoy me
[i]"love it!"[/i] - when i like something
[i]"poosa!"[/i] - the actual word is "pusa" but when I'm piss it sounds like that.
[i]"langya"[/i] - it was my expression and sometimes i add some words like "langyang lakad yan!" like that..
[b][i]and many more...[/i][/b]