I am so dumb I sat on TV & watched the couch! I am so dumb I took a spoon to the Super Bowl! I am so dumb that under "Education" on my job application, I put "Hooked on Phonics."! I am so dumb; I took a ruler to bed to see how long I slept! I am so dumb, I think socialism is partying! I am so dumb, I got hit by a cup and told the police that I got mugged! I am so stupid, that I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's! I am so stupid I said it was chilly outside, I ran outside with a spoon! I am so stupid that I sold my car for gas money! I am so stupid that I go hit by a parked car! I am so stupid I thought meow mix was a record for cats! I am so stupid I thought hamburger helper came with amateur person! I am so stupid I studied for blood test & failed! I am so stupid I asked myself "what's that letter after X" and I said Y" cause I wanna know"! I am so stupid I jumped out the window and went up! I am so stupid it takes me 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! I am so stupid, on my job application it says 'emergency contact', and I put '911'! I am so stupid, on an application it said, "Don't write", and I wrote, "Why?"! I am so stupid, when I read on my job application to not write below the dotted line, I put "O.K."! I am so stupid, if my I.Q. was any lower, I'd trip over it! I am so stupid; I think it's the ice cubes that keep the freezer cold! I am so stupid; I thought the board of education was a piece of wood! I am so stupid; I asked how to spell UPS! I am so stupid; I bought a video camera to record TV shows! I am so stupid; I put lipstick on my forehead, trying to makeup my mind! I am so stupid, I asked for a price check at the dollar store! I am so stupid; I told everyone that I was "illegitimate" because I couldn't read! I am so stupid I fell over and rocked myself asleep trying to get up again! I am so fat, when I wears a yellow raincoat, people run up yelling "Taxi!"! I am so fat, when I steps on a scale, it said "...to be continued"! I am so fat, when I got on a scale; it said "One at a time please"! I am so fat, when I travel, I’d gotta make two trips! I am so fat when I went to an all I can eat buffet; they had to install speed bumps! I am so fat when I went to the beach and Greenpeace tried to drag myself into the water! I am so fat; I went bungee jumping and broke the bridge! I am so fat when I back up I beeps! I am so fat when I went to the beach; everyone started screaming "Free Willy, Free Willy"!! I am so fat they had to baptize me at Sea World! I am so fat the highway patrol made me wear "Caution! Wide Turn"! I am so fat; I tried to drive around myself and ran out of gas! I am so fat I stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D! I am so fat I have to buy two airline tickets! I am so fat I got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"! I am so fat I get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! I am so fat I fell in love... broke it! I am so fat if I got my shoes shined, I'd have to take his word for it! I am so fat my yearbook picture is an aerial! I am so fat at the zoo; the elephants started throwing me peanuts! I am so poor, I were kicking a can down the street. I ask what I was doing, and I said "Moving."! I am so poor; I can't even afford to pay attention! I am so poor my TV got 2 channels: on and off! I am so ugly the animals at the zoo feed me! I am so ugly when I walk in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming! I am so ugly they pay me to put my clothes back on in strip joints! I am so ugly I look out the window and got arrested for mooning! I am so ugly I have to trick or treat over the phone! I am so ugly people going as I’ve for Halloween! I am so ugly, when I walks down the street, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"! I am so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"! I am so old that when I was in school there was no history class! I am so old, I try to act my age... and then I died! [img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/FriendsterTweaker/0.gif[/img][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/FriendsterTweaker/0.gif[/img][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/FriendsterTweaker/0.gif[/img][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/FriendsterTweaker/0.gif[/img][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/FriendsterTweaker/0.gif[/img][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/FriendsterTweaker/0.gif[/img][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/FriendsterTweaker/0.gif[/img][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/FriendsterTweaker/0.gif[/img]

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