lol!!! this thread isreally funny!!!heres mine
A jeepney and an Airplane crashed. Where is the site of huge casualties?
answer: Graveyard... get it?

Knock Knock

whose there

I wanna kill myself...

are you serious?

well I've been having these dark thoughts lately. And when I look at my body in the mirror my male parts make me sick
utter silence for... well... 10 secs... then phone rings... ninja unplugs phone cable.

I'm just telling a joke man!

ok ok... do it again
:)Knock knock

Whos there

if you say a word I'll shoot my self.
:ninja:if you say a ---

I have a gun
silent time of 2 secs

I do. I have a gun

Listen, man.... Is there soomething you want to tell me?

(nods his head) It's... CAlled a joke!!! hha

God!!! when will you stop making the jokes!

I'm just making---

Youre missing the point!
:)knock knock

whose there?!

I'm gonna kill myself

I'm gonna kill myself who?!
Smileys hangs himself after the ninja blinked
Ninja stares at the corpse. and is lik O.O

I dont get it...
Yeah I know, it sucks... But just use your imagination and Visualise it clearly... you'll get it... eventually