nice jokes haha got me reading the whole 6 pages

back.when.i.was.employed.by.the.state.council. .i.took.a.call.from.an.angry.worker.. caller.. .`do.you.know.there.are.no.doors.on.the.toilet.in.our.office?` me: has.long.has.this.been.going.on..?` caller: `at.least.three.months` me: i.can.see.ur.problem.` caller: `so.can.everybody.else:lol: -quoted from RD

[quote=cUtieAyu]Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband![/quote] this is funny![quote=Nehpets]Chemistry Teacher: “Can you give me the formula for water?” Student: “H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-.” Chemistry Teacher: “Where did you get an idea like that?” Student: “You told us the other day it was H to O.”[/quote] and this one too! haha:lol: post more!

this what i got from bulletin... ======================================================================= When Chinese Speak An English Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone) Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was involved in an accident.. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry) Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.. Now give me your name!! ======================================================================= teacher & students... >>>>Kamarul was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher >>>>picked him to answer a question, >>>> >>>>"Kamarul , if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you hit >one >>>>with your catapult, how many would be left?" >>>> >>>>"None," replied Kamarul "cause the rest would fly away." >>>> >>>>"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "[b]but I like the way >>>>you're thinking."[/b]>>>> >>>>Kamarul then says, "I have a question for you, teacher. If there >were >>>>three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her >cone, >>>>the >>second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, >>>>which one is married?" >>>> >>>>"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I... I?guess..... the one >sucking >>>>the cone ?" >>>> >>>>"No teacher," said Kamarul , "the one with the wedding ring on her >>>>finger, [b]but I like the way you're thinking too"[/b]>>>> >>>>He he he he...

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theres a man who writes a message to her mom. he said he had aids and something like that. and the mom was confused and killed herself. she doesnt know that it was a joke. at the back: "mom this is only a joke happy mothers day!'

^ co0L!!! xD

One day, a desperate single man meet the God in his dream. he wasnt alone. he saw 2 more people in there. looking as desperate as he is. The first one asked : Oh God, when will i found my soulmate? God: You'll find her 5 years from now. So the first one became so happy that he cried like a crybaby. the second one who saw that wanna know about his soulmate too. The second one : Dear God, when will i found my soulmate? God: You'll find her 20 years from now. So the second one became so sad that he cried like a crybaby. the desperate single man became curious, he asked God the same question. Desperate single man : Oh God, when will i found my soulmate? The God then cried sadly like a crybaby.