[quote=cUtieAyu]Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband![/quote]
this is funny!

[quote=Nehpets]Chemistry Teacher: “Can you give me the formula for water?”
Student: “H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-.”
Chemistry Teacher: “Where did you get an idea like that?”
Student: “You told us the other day it was H to O.”[/quote]
and this one too!
haha:lol:
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