[quote=cUtieAyu]Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband![/quote] this is funny![quote=Nehpets]Chemistry Teacher: �Can you give me the formula for water?� Student: �H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-.� Chemistry Teacher: �Where did you get an idea like that?� Student: �You told us the other day it was H to O.�[/quote] and this one too! haha:lol: post more!