[quote=DeverKerbill]this is a common joke in indonesia,so..i think you have hear about tis,but....i will tell anyone who dont know about tis..... one day,a stupid man riding a bike all around the city, he got stopped by a police.then...... hey,you,stop right there! ummm? am i do something wrong,sir? you ride a motorcycle without a helmet! ......im sorry sir...... he is angry with the police...then,tommorow,he came back to the road........then..... hey you!come here! did i do something wrong sir? i wear a helmet! i know you wear a helmet,but.....why dont you bring your motorcycle???[/quote] somebody plz tickle me... ^_^ ahihihih just kiddin... i hav a joke here... Which milk tastes better? cow's or goat's? breast milk! it comes with two beautiful container...

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. " Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" " No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. " Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

ok..this is an old joke....spell "icup"you'll get it when u spell it

uki..heres one from me wanna know how indian people communicate without talking? see the red dot on their head? infrared dude!!! yeah..technology..

another one every mornin'.. i need you. my die to touch you. i want you in my bed.. i want you to be [b]HOT...[/b] [i]i love you..[/i] my sweet... [u]NESCAFE!!![/u] ehehe

[quote=black_phoenix]Lost a Bird a priest lost his pet bird & asked during mass... Priest: anyone got a bird? all men stood up. Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird? all women stood up. Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird? ...all nuns stood up - a man was cornered by a lion. he prayed..."Lord, please make this lion a christian". the lion suddenly knelt down and prayed.... LION: "bless this this food im about to recieve..." - ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone! DOC: is it choking? ERAP: it's max's. DOC: i didnt mean chowking...i said, are you choking? ERAP: no.. im serious! - Some funny signs... At a Megalink ATM: "Oof Line" A PLDT sign: "SLOW MEN AT WORK" Along a highway in Pampanga: "We Make Modern and Antique Furniture" On a self-service restaurant in Cebu : "Please help our comfort room clean." In a Baguio grocery: "Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here" In Cubao: "None ID Nothing Entry" On a convent: "2nd Floor Upstairs." A rough-painted ramshackle billboard at a construction site: "Erection going on" On a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.: "Danger Wall is Falling!" On a flower shop on Rizal Avenue: "We sell artificial fresh flowers" On a delivery truck: "NOT FOR HERE" On window of a restaurant in Baguio: "Wanted: Boy Waitress" On a restaurant: "DETH'S Eatery" A tag in Divisoria: "Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each." At a vacant lot near Makati ave.: "DON'T PARKING"[/quote] hahahahaha!!! thats hilarious!! di you get the funny lines from the book "Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro ang mga Pilipino??

Wufe asked husband:"What do you like most in me-my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at herfrom head to toe and replied:"your sense of humor!" haha...here's another one.. Who said this?.. "I tried my best to make it up to you, but you didn't care..now that i'm gone you want me to come back for you..you should have woken up earlier to see me.." -magtataho..- - hunchback:they tease me hunchback..i will study how to karate! (5 months later..) friend:You're good at karate!do they still call you hunchback? hunchback:no.. they now tease me... Ninja turtle! - It is not true that beer makes you fat.. on the contrary,beer makes you lean-- lean on walls,lean on doors..and lean on people.. - "Clemency" want to know what clemency is? What is clemecy? Clemency is actually... the [i]maasim[/i] that is put on the '[i]pancit[/i]'..

the best way to make people laugh is to make a clown cry... if you can make a clown cry.... then your the joker.. hhahaha....... [b]CORNY[/b]

a sosy conversation: girl1: oh how did you come here? did you walk or did you ride? girl2: siyempre did you ride. wat do you think of me...poverty? oh common! - wife: do oyu have any idea what will happen to you if i'll die? husband:i might also die. wife: (blushes) oh...why? husband: sometimes, too much happiness causes death. - a prince was cursed by a witch and he could only speak a word per year. if he doesn't he could save it for the next year. then he saw a beautiful princess and fell in love with her. he waited for 9 years to say "my lady, i love you. will you marry me?" and the princess answered... "pardon?"

Si Dan Torris taga Bicol nagTNT sa US. Nag'grocery... CASHIER: VISA or master? DAN:(kabado) Hanap Visa ko! (sumakay ng auto, walang gasolina> GAS BOY: Pay first! DAN:Naku poh! PAPERS daw!! (run sya sa phobe booth to call home) VOICE: Hello! AT&T, my i help you? DAN: Alam na nila na TNT ako!! (pawisan lumabas) KANO: Are you done? DAN: Kilala nya ako!! KANO: Tourist? DAN: Pati apelyido ko!! KANO: Be cool! DAN: Nay ko poh! Pati probinsya ko alam na!! wahehehehehehee!!!