a sosy conversation: girl1: oh how did you come here? did you walk or did you ride? girl2: siyempre did you ride. wat do you think of me...poverty? oh common! - wife: do oyu have any idea what will happen to you if i'll die? husband:i might also die. wife: (blushes) oh...why? husband: sometimes, too much happiness causes death. - a prince was cursed by a witch and he could only speak a word per year. if he doesn't he could save it for the next year. then he saw a beautiful princess and fell in love with her. he waited for 9 years to say "my lady, i love you. will you marry me?" and the princess answered... "pardon?"