Re: Guyz, Post your favorite jokes here,.. =)
here's mine..
[b]Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusti
Si Dan Torris taga Bicol nagTNT sa US.
Nag'grocery...
CASHIER: VISA or master?
DAN:(kabado) Hanap Visa ko!
(sumakay ng auto, walang gasolina>
GAS BOY: Pay first!
DAN:Naku poh! PAPERS daw!!
(run sya sa phobe booth to call home)
VOICE: Hello! AT&T, my i help you?
DAN: Alam na nila na TNT ako!!
(pawisan lumabas)
KANO: Are you done?
DAN: Kilala nya ako!!
KANO: Tourist?
DAN: Pati apelyido ko!!
KANO: Be cool!
DAN: Nay ko poh! Pati probinsya ko alam na!!
wahehehehehehee!!!