The American,Japanese and the Filipino... there was an american,a japanese and a filipino and they were fighting about who can fart the loudest among the 3 of them and they finally decided that in order to find out who farts the loudest,they must do it in front of the people.The first one was th american,when he farted,everybody covered their nose,when it was the japanese's turn,PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT!!! shit everybody fainted...Then it was the filipinos' turn...PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!the statue of an honored general that used to salute,upon hearing(and smelling!!!)the pinoy's fart,instead of saluting...it covered its nose!!!! american,japanese and pinoy bragging to each other on how many gallons they can pee so they settled it at once the american peed 1 drum full,the japanese peed 3 drums full...the pinoy's turn...everybody drowned!!!