Wufe asked husband:"What do you like most in me-my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at herfrom head to toe and replied:"your sense of humor!" haha...here's another one.. Who said this?.. "I tried my best to make it up to you, but you didn't care..now that i'm gone you want me to come back for you..you should have woken up earlier to see me.." -magtataho..- - hunchback:they tease me hunchback..i will study how to karate! (5 months later..) friend:You're good at karate!do they still call you hunchback? hunchback:no.. they now tease me... Ninja turtle! - It is not true that beer makes you fat.. on the contrary,beer makes you lean-- lean on walls,lean on doors..and lean on people.. - "Clemency" want to know what clemency is? What is clemecy? Clemency is actually... the [i]maasim[/i] that is put on the '[i]pancit[/i]'..