Guyz, Post your favorite jokes here,.. =) here's mine.. [b]Grandma's Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusti
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2008-12-25 18:13:38
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Re: Guyz, Post your favorite jokes here,.. =) here's mine.. [b]Grandma's Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusti
this 
what i got from bulletin...
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When Chinese Speak An English
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent..
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was
involved in an accident.. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then
the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't
have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.. Now give me your name!!
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teacher & students...
>>>>Kamarul was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
>>>>picked him to answer a question,
>>>>
>>>>"Kamarul , if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you hit
>one
>>>>with your catapult, how many would be left?"
>>>>
>>>>"None," replied Kamarul "cause the rest would fly away."
>>>>
>>>>"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "[b]but I like the way
>>>>you're thinking."[/b]>>>>
>>>>Kamarul then says, "I have a question for you, teacher. If there
>were
>>>>three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her
>cone,
>>>>the
>>second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone,
>>>>which one is married?"
>>>>
>>>>"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I... I?guess..... the one
>sucking
>>>>the cone ?"
>>>>
>>>>"No teacher," said Kamarul , "the one with the wedding ring on her
>>>>finger, [b]but I like the way you're thinking too"[/b]>>>>
>>>>He he he he...
what i got from bulletin...
=======================================================================
When Chinese Speak An English
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent..
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was
involved in an accident.. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then
the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't
have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.. Now give me your name!!
=======================================================================
teacher & students...
>>>>Kamarul was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
>>>>picked him to answer a question,
>>>>
>>>>"Kamarul , if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you hit
>one
>>>>with your catapult, how many would be left?"
>>>>
>>>>"None," replied Kamarul "cause the rest would fly away."
>>>>
>>>>"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "[b]but I like the way
>>>>you're thinking."[/b]>>>>
>>>>Kamarul then says, "I have a question for you, teacher. If there
>were
>>>>three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her
>cone,
>>>>the
>>second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone,
>>>>which one is married?"
>>>>
>>>>"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I... I?guess..... the one
>sucking
>>>>the cone ?"
>>>>
>>>>"No teacher," said Kamarul , "the one with the wedding ring on her
>>>>finger, [b]but I like the way you're thinking too"[/b]>>>>
>>>>He he he he...
Last edited by 0825pauline (2008-12-25 18:14:42)
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