Read this A detective and his sidekick found a dead body smothered in blood and a broken desk clock on the side of the body...to make sure the exact time they found the body,the detective ask his assistant: detective asked "what time is it now?" his assistant answered "it's time to get a new desk clock sir,because the clock beside the body has broken and that's why he(the body) is still sleeping..." the detective then fired his assistant and then lived happily ever after..