these are some funny quotes i received from text. . . im sure you were born in this world as acute baby.now that youre all grown up, i have 1 question.................. what happened???? ________________________ upon examining youre style of texting, i saw youre brains 2 sides....left and right......i saw that on the left side theres nothing right............while on the right theres nothing left!!!! get it? ____________________________ a ship was sinking......... priest: st. peter! st. john! nun: st. mary! st. clara! chinese: are you 2 stupid?! the sink is going to sink, you 2 are still calling passengers!!!! (actually, this was sent to me in tagalog...check for the grammar please.. ) its up to you if you'll gonna laugh... more jokes to come...