hir r sum mre funny quotes... When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson hope you lyk dem!!!