Guyz, Post your favorite jokes here,.. =) here's mine.. [b]Grandma's Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusti
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Re: Guyz, Post your favorite jokes here,.. =) here's mine.. [b]Grandma's Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusti
pick up lines:
"miss, can i buy you a drink?"
"actually, i'd rather have the money."
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"im a photographer, i've been looking for a face like yours."
"im a plastic surgeon, I'VE been looking for a face like yours!!!"
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"your face must've turned a few heads!"
"and your face must've turned a few stomachs!!!!"
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"haven't i seen you someplace before?"
"yes, that's why i don't go there anymore."
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"is this seat empty?"
"yes, and THIS ONE WILL if you sit down."
___________________________________________________________
"miss, can i buy you a drink?"
"actually, i'd rather have the money."
___________________________________________________________
"im a photographer, i've been looking for a face like yours."
"im a plastic surgeon, I'VE been looking for a face like yours!!!"
___________________________________________________________
"your face must've turned a few heads!"
"and your face must've turned a few stomachs!!!!"
___________________________________________________________
"haven't i seen you someplace before?"
"yes, that's why i don't go there anymore."
___________________________________________________________
"is this seat empty?"
"yes, and THIS ONE WILL if you sit down."
___________________________________________________________
Last edited by _prInceSs12_ (2008-07-25 08:02:56)
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