You are viewing a post by Shim Oo-Ma. View all 114 posts in Guyz, Post your favorite jokes here,.. =) here's mine.. [b]Grandma's Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusti.
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["Are you ready to die, kids?"
"Aye aye, shinigami!"
"I can't hear you!"
"Aye aye, shinigami!"
"Ooooohhhh..."]
Who has a notebook you can write in to kill?
"DEATHSPONGE NOTEPANTS"!
Who murders the whales,starfish,n the krill?
"DEATHSPONGE NOTEPANTS"!
If murder and mayhem be something you wish...
"DEATHSPONGE NOTEPANTS"!!
Put down a name; you'll have one DEAD FISH!
"DEATHSPONGE NOTEPANTS"!!!
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