[quote=riana21.punkemorock]french lessons:
French lesson
Cough: o vou
Ashes: a vou
Naked: hu vou
Car: re vou
Baloon: lo vou
Drugs: sha vou
Gud bye: va vou
Cute: a cou
Ikaw: ga gou[/quote]
haha i larb tis one

[quote=_prInceSs12_]pick up lines:

"miss, can i buy you a drink?"

"actually, i'd rather have the money."
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"im a photographer, i've been looking for a face like yours."

"im a plastic surgeon, I'VE been looking for a face like yours!!!"
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"your face must've turned a few heads!"

"and your face must've turned a few stomachs!!!!"
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"haven't i seen you someplace before?"

"yes, that's why i don't go there anymore."
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"is this seat empty?"

"yes, and THIS ONE WILL if you sit down."
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Last edited by _prInceSs12_ (2008-07-25 06:02:56)[/quote]
haha this one also

more jokes plsss