[quote=black_phoenix]Lost a Bird
a priest lost his pet bird & asked during mass...
Priest: anyone got a bird?
all men stood up.
Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?
all women stood up.
Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?
...all nuns stood up
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a man was cornered by a lion. he prayed..."Lord, please make this lion a
christian".
the lion suddenly knelt down and prayed....
LION: "bless this this food im about to recieve..."
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ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!
DOC: is it choking?
ERAP: it's max's.
DOC: i didnt mean chowking...i said, are you choking?
ERAP: no.. im serious!
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Some funny signs...
At a Megalink ATM: "Oof Line"
A PLDT sign: "SLOW MEN AT WORK"
Along a highway in Pampanga: "We Make Modern and Antique Furniture"
On a self-service restaurant in Cebu : "Please help our comfort room clean."
In a Baguio grocery: "Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here"
In Cubao: "None ID Nothing Entry"
On a convent: "2nd Floor Upstairs."
A rough-painted ramshackle billboard at a construction site: "Erection going on"
On a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.: "Danger Wall is Falling!"
On a flower shop on Rizal Avenue: "We sell artificial fresh flowers"
On a delivery truck: "NOT FOR HERE"
On window of a restaurant in Baguio: "Wanted: Boy Waitress"
On a restaurant: "DETH'S Eatery"
A tag in Divisoria: "Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each."
At a vacant lot near Makati ave.: "DON'T PARKING"[/quote]
>> haha.
i like the lion becomes a christian. . .really funny. . .though its not new. . .