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Guyz, Post your favorite jokes here,.. =) here's mine.. [b]Grandma's Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusti

[quote=black_phoenix]Lost a Bird a priest lost his pet bird & asked during mass... Priest: anyone got a bird? all men stood up. Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird? all women stood up. Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird? ...all nuns stood up - a man was cornered by a lion. he prayed..."Lord, please make this lion a christian". the lion suddenly knelt down and prayed.... LION: "bless this this food im about to recieve..." - ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone! :o DOC: is it choking? ERAP: it's max's. DOC: i didnt mean chowking...i said, are you choking? ERAP: no.. im serious! - Some funny signs... At a Megalink ATM: "Oof Line" A PLDT sign: "SLOW MEN AT WORK" Along a highway in Pampanga: "We Make Modern and Antique Furniture" On a self-service restaurant in Cebu : "Please help our comfort room clean." In a Baguio grocery: "Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here" In Cubao: "None ID Nothing Entry" On a convent: "2nd Floor Upstairs." A rough-painted ramshackle billboard at a construction site: "Erection going on" On a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.: "Danger Wall is Falling!" On a flower shop on Rizal Avenue: "We sell artificial fresh flowers" On a delivery truck: "NOT FOR HERE" On window of a restaurant in Baguio: "Wanted: Boy Waitress" On a restaurant: "DETH'S Eatery" A tag in Divisoria: "Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each." At a vacant lot near Makati ave.: "DON'T PARKING"[/quote] >> haha. :lol: i like the lion becomes a christian. . .really funny. . .though its not new. . . :D

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